Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Phyre24

Offline (the 06/15/2014 at 1:12am) | Search for a member

Phyre24

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14277
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Phyre24 : I'm a Canadian. Watch NCIS. Bones and Burn Notice. Play CoD zombies, Halo, DayZ, Planetside 2 and AC. I'm very logical. I like reading the Drizzt series by R.A. Salvatore. Sherlock Holmes is my favourite detective of all time and I've read every single story.

Phyre24's page activity

Visits<b>Alexis0927</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 8:43pm<b>UncleHoodie</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 5:23pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:43pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 10:42pm<b>outlawjavis</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 8:01pm<b>qwerty401</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 4:17am<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 1:32am<b>SpicyGuy</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 2:44pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 6:21am<b>sims_addict16</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 6:26pm<b>byEyecandy</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 11:41am<b>JoshTheTacoMan</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 6:23am<b>mattjamt</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 9:42am<b>1915destroyer</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 2:21am<b>Thorzix</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 2:19am<b>RabbidIbanez</b> - the 04/02/2014 at 8:19pm<b>Serquet70</b> - the 01/10/2014 at 8:33pm<b>chylew</b> - the 12/07/2013 at 5:35pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:43pm

Phyre24's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of Phyre24's badges

Phyre24's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

#63875
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36510) - you deserved it (3171)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

#60508
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11707) - you deserved it (41862)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML

#54782
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70085) - you deserved it (3815)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Elmo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

#50686
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49589) - you deserved it (6658)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

#47156
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38448) - you deserved it (5280)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML

#46008
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58595) - you deserved it (4132)

On 02/15/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by andjusticeforall (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML

#46008
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58595) - you deserved it (4132)

On 02/15/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by andjusticeforall (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

#45051
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30774) - you deserved it (9102)

On 02/15/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by loueb17 - United States (Arizona)

Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML

#35996
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44159) - you deserved it (6649)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

#29762
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33614) - you deserved it (5824)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by rainyday (woman) - United States (California)

Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML

#26905
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55535) - you deserved it (5917)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by sissica (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterward we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shake hands with ask "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

#13743
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29010) - you deserved it (4030)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:02pm - misc - by ChoirGuy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML

#11698
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20836) - you deserved it (2738)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by Lizz (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42783) - you deserved it (3028)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: