About PhotoSmith : I have nothing to say right now. Alright, maybe a little. I live in the Great Lakes region. I have 7 kids, and I am still with their mother. I am very involved in their lives, and love each one dearly. I am not father of the year, but I am dad. 3944
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Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML
by Microtron / 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Airplane crap / 10/21/2014 at 4:13pm / United States (Kansas) / Transportation
by sexual parrot / 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm / Intimacy
Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML
by MILF / 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by naesha / 03/16/2014 at 9:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, after waking up, I walk into the kitchen to see my two-year-old with a blue sharpie in hand as he says, "Look mom, color!" He left no appliance or cabinet untouched in his coloring masterpiece, and I'm still trying to figure out where he got the sharpie from. FML
by xtinasky1 / 03/06/2014 at 11:24pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by begging for air / 02/20/2014 at 12:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Work
by give me an F / 01/05/2014 at 11:16am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
by pootie / 12/11/2013 at 8:14am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by maddie / 11/06/2013 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML
by soon to be divorced / 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Iskylite / 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm / Egypt / Intimacy
Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML
by whyeventry? / 08/02/2013 at 12:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…