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  • Number of visits : 845
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

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PhoenixMartinez's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

#21384648
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2718) - you deserved it (4649)

On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

#21384585
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13393) - you deserved it (948)

On 03/31/2015 at 3:40am - kids - by Teach (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

#21384499
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14480) - you deserved it (6740)

On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML

#21384435
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15741) - you deserved it (1192)

On 03/30/2015 at 9:52pm - intimacy - by oops (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

#21384262
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17292) - you deserved it (1079)

On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27456) - you deserved it (2218)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

#21383983
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24545) - you deserved it (1668)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I lost hundreds of dollars in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't think so. My roommate threw them away after he got water on them, thinking that it rendered them unusable. FML

#21383795
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23528) - you deserved it (1810)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:09pm - money - by BrokeAndSad - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML

#21383678
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20192) - you deserved it (1739)

On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

#21383638
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21288) - you deserved it (1708)

On 03/29/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML

#21383398
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23049) - you deserved it (2011)

On 03/29/2015 at 2:38am - misc - by Kryometric - United States (Washington)

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

#21382737
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26806) - you deserved it (2038)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:16am - work - by people suck - United States (California)

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

#21382721
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27070) - you deserved it (2545)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:42pm - misc - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML

#21382684
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28804) - you deserved it (1747)

On 03/27/2015 at 10:12pm - love - by biblepain - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was so hungry when I finished work that I grabbed some chips to eat on the bus home. The guy who sat next to me spat in them as he left to get off. FML

#21373490
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21) - you deserved it (4)

On 03/12/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by Metallurge - United Kingdom (Belfast)



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