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Philintheblankz

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 September 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 647
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Fucked!<b>ugh_come_on</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 5:11pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Philintheblankz's favorite FMLs

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year old guy. FML

#21386588
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25181) - you deserved it (7738)

On 04/02/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by Jordan (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

#21242605
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49298) - you deserved it (6191)

On 08/21/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML

#20979412
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41576) - you deserved it (3791)

On 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by nemesis5196523 (man) - United States (Utah)



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