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TODAY, I POPPED A PIMPLEHILE STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT!! WHEN I LOOKED OVER THE WOMAN IN THE CAR NEXT TO ME WAS LAUGHING, AN HAD HER CAMERA PHONE OUT!! MEGA FML

#20627066
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39947) - you deserved it (15458)

On 04/28/2013 at 6:28am - health - by msarosi - Canada (Ontario)

Today, boss told me to go outside and take part in te company's stupid Harlem Sake video. Wen I declined, e treatened to fre me if I didn't take part. I ended up bieng te guy wo ad to furiously pelvic trust before te music dropped. FML

#20518411
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On 02/23/2013 at 2:32am - work - by mypelvishurts - United States (California)

Today... I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. mega FML

#20517380
116 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 9:51am - kids - by Paris101 - United States (Missouri)

Taday my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase bieng dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate ( Who raised u to be such a pig? ) Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question . FML

#20098049
86 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by kira (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that mah sisterho is 16 years older than me is actually mah biological mother!! She an mah parents decidd it was best that I didn't knowho mah real mother was, an to be raisd by mah grandparents as there child!! I've always hatd mah sister!! FML

#5701860
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On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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