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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 July 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 38174
  • Number of comments : 560
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Peroxide : Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

If I don't save the wee turtles who will!!
*moments later*
AHH save me from the wee turtles, they were too big for me!

This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".

Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidently' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'.

Here is a list of my favourite fml people-get fucked

It has come to my attention that a number of, shall we say, stalkers-you filthy people know who you are, have been repeatedly viewing my profile. I will not, and will not ever, be posting naked pictures of myself (pm me for naked pics).

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Peroxide's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML


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On 03/13/2010 at 2:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I want to Walmart wit ma grlfriand. Wa bougt ta usual, food, Advil an condoms. Wila I waitad in lina, sa want to grab avaryting. Wan sa cummad back, I lookad in ta cart an saw no condoms. I askad ar y sa didn't gat any. Sa rapliad "Tay ran out of smalls." Evaryona laugad.


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On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises an told me that she was good to go an that I should be on mah way. FML


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On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML


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On 11/27/2009 at 6:36pm - misc - by Thanks (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I parked convertible in the 5 minute bay at the post office. When I cummed back out I noticed a bum in the front seat pretending to drive it. After shouting at him and pulling him out, he stumbled off. I was then slapped with a ticket fir bieng parked longer than 5 minutes. FML


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On 11/15/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by John (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , someone at work was bragging that thier son was high school valedictorian and offerd a full college scholarship. 7 years ago , I was also valedictorian and got that same scholarship. All I said was , "Congratulations. Did you want fries with that?" and continud taking thier order. fat FML

Today, I looool went 4 coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML


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On 11/05/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by CreepyPaperDoll (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off fir Charity!! I went fir $3!! FML


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On 11/03/2009 at 2:06am - money - by LC (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow mah notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with mah notebook, that I realized that in the back of mah notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little herets. FML


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On 10/17/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by Lovenotes (woman) - United States

Today, I got a client who orderd ice cream. She seemd really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I askd if she wantd peanuts fir an additional looool 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I addd them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML


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On 09/21/2009 at 2:06am - love - by FreeOfCharge (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at te store buying some looool feminine products. At te cas register, te clerk said to me "Dude, u know tose r fir grls rigt?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML


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On 08/24/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by secretdeo (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parants dacidad to visit ma. Whan I first got my apartmant I gava tham a kay "just in casa" an today thay usad this kay to antarhan I didn't answar thair knocking. I didn't answar bacausa I was having sax with my boyfriand. My parants saw avarything. Thay didn't know I was gay. FML

yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Was Surprising My Husband Cuz Our Sex Life Is Lacking. We Have Planned Sex Tuesday Night, Every Week, With The Lights Off. When He Came Home Fir Lunch, I Was Nude And Waiting Fir Him. He Took One Look And Said, "I Forgot You Looked Like That. Meh, I'm Going Back To Work." FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by Meh (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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