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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2020
  • Number of comments : 644
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Pelreskovich : Hi. My name is Anthony: :)

I'm a nerd/geek.
I love lacrosse, and miss playing it.
I love hockey/playing it almost as much as ^. Go Flyers!
I'm a technology freak.
I'm a gamer, don't hate.
I work at a nuclear plant, done with schooling.
I live alone with my puppy, Zeke.
I've played piano for 15 years.
I listen to music basically all day.
I'm a whore for pomegranates and mangos.
I'm easy going, friendly, & rarely get angry.
I love riding my motorcycle, Buell Thunderbolt S2 :)
..pretty much covers my main interests. Feel free to message me.

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Pelreskovich's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML


Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (11171) - you deserved it (28846)

On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38872) - you deserved it (15029)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML


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On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML


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On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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