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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 January 1993 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 342
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

#21273306
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39587) - you deserved it (3556)

On 10/08/2014 at 2:02am - animals - by queenmeme - United States (California)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
722 comments

I agree, your life sucks (765091) - you deserved it (62785)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (712023) - you deserved it (477919)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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