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About Peeep : Hi there, my name is Cody and I spend entirely way too much time on my computer. I'm very much into pc gaming, but I also make a living from working in the IT industry. I've read almost every FML that has been posted in the last 3 years, however my profile badges do not reflect it. (i forgot my password for the longest tine)
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 27 March 2015