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Peeep

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 January 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 598
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Peeep : Hi.

Peeep's page activity

Visits<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 7:49pm<b>914smv</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 1:48am<b>_carneasada_</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 7:21pm<b>Dominus101</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 4:05am<b>dmo4</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 6:42am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 7:01am<b>MrSmellyCheese</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 5:10am<b>spacefish966</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 3:28am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 3:18am<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 5:45pm<b>PotatoeNumberOne</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 1:44am<b>bellles</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 2:19am<b>EmiliaB</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 10:27pm

Fucked!<b>dmo4</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 7:18pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 1:01pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Peeep's favorite FMLs

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

by queenmeme / 10/08/2014 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

by KAAALIS / 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy