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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I was at a group event and my crush was there. I had a raging boner and she could tell, she… Today, I was watching horror stories alone in my room. It got to the climax of the story and my cat… Today, my fiance decided that he wasn't ready to be married and that the engagement was off. oh but…