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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 837
  • Number of comments : 214
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PePziNL : Hi! Since you clicked on my profile, I guess you want to know a little bit more about me huh? Well, I'm a musician and gamer from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. At the moment I'm a student (MIC) at the College of Amsterdam. I write articles for a gamingwebsite called Xboxworld, and I play bass in a metalband called Hammer of Dawn (Look us up if you like! :)) Next to that I like to play the guitar, my favourite musicians are James Hetfield, Slash, and Nuno Bettencourt.

Don't be afraid to shoot me a message, although I mostly view the site from my phone so I might take a while to reply. Cheers! ;)

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PePziNL's favorite FMLs

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25706) - you deserved it (5376)

On 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by officeditz - United States (Florida)

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, I went to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. I watched as my uncle and his girlfriend snuck off to the bathroom together, where they stayed until someone else tried to get in. When they came out, she was wiping her mouth. I need new eyes. FML


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On 11/27/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by Trainer Calypso - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML


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On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML


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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)

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