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PePziNL

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  • Town/Country : Diemen, Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 November 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 373
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PePziNL : Hi! Since you clicked on my profile, I guess you want to know a little bit more about me huh? Well, I'm a musician and gamer from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. At the moment I'm a student (MIC) at the College of Amsterdam. I write articles for a gamingwebsite called Xboxworld, and I play bass in a metalband called Hammer of Dawn (Look us up if you like! :)) Next to that I like to play the guitar, my favourite musicians are James Hetfield, Slash, and Nuno Bettencourt.

Don't be afraid to shoot me a message, although I mostly view the site from my phone so I might take a while to reply. Cheers! ;)

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Today, I am looool still finding glitter in mah ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today I want to calabrata Thanksgiving with mah family . I watchad as mah uncla and his girlfriand snuck off to tha bathroom togathar whara thay stayad until somaona alsa triad to gat in . Whan thay cummad out sha was wiping har mouth . I naad naw ayas . FML

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On 11/27/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by Trainer Calypso - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I WAS SERVING A FAMILY AT THE RESTAURANTHERE I WORK. WHEN I WENT TO ASK THE LITTLE GIRLHAT SHE WANTED, I WAS TONGUE-TIED AND GOT "CUTIE" AND "HUN" MIXED UP AND ENDED UP ASKING, "WHAT CAN I GET 4 YOU, CUNTIE?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78843) - you deserved it (24272)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was Sitting Beside This Cute Guy On A Bench. Suddenly, He Goes, "I Know We Don't Know Each Other Very Well, But Would You Lyk To Have Dinner On Saturday?" I Turn To Him With A Goofy Smile, And Exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He Gives Me A Weird Look, Turns His Head And Points To His Bluetooth. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74268) - you deserved it (20928)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)



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