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Today, at my first AA meeting, my best friend thought it would be funny to burst in drunk and tell everyone that I was the champion at beer pong and that there was a party at my place after my "quitter club" ended. FML
by joeker124 / 11/18/2016 at 12:55am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Walking in a Winter Wonderland / 09/12/2016 at 6:51am / United States (Florida) / Health
by harambae / 09/11/2016 at 1:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Torvaltz / 08/07/2016 at 4:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, despite my best efforts to keep my new apartment clean and weeks of denying the complex has a bug problem, I came face to face with a roach in my cupboard. I swear the little bastard waved at me. FML
by jettison17 / 07/28/2016 at 2:41am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by for my brother in law / 07/27/2016 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation
by pass me the fucking rope / 06/18/2016 at 9:17am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by can't wait to go home / 06/10/2016 at 3:18pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Miscellaneous
Today, a customer at work was having hiccups, so I suggest that she should try to hold her breath for a while. Ten minutes later, she's talking to my manager about how I wanted her to "kill myself because of my severe medical condition". FML
by really / 06/05/2016 at 5:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
by Daddy / 06/02/2016 at 4:04am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, a woman kindly asked if she might take a photo of her son in our cowboy boots. Thinking it couldn't do much harm, I agreed. Ten minutes later there was a butt naked three year-old and his entire family taking pictures in my shoe store. My manager wasn't impressed. FML
by jasonvanr / 05/10/2016 at 4:19am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Work
by jameen / 05/07/2016 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Money