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Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

#21450341
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17077) - you deserved it (3947)

On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

#21448834
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22912) - you deserved it (1474)

On 07/28/2015 at 10:55pm - work - by smellslikeahangover - United States (California)

Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML

#21448499
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21547) - you deserved it (1254)

On 07/28/2015 at 9:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

#21448078
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (2430)

On 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm - love - by Afroman720 (man) - United States

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML

#21446894
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10371) - you deserved it (18399)

On 07/25/2015 at 4:33am - misc - by elovan - United States (Iowa)

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

#21444204
77 comments

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On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML

#21442921
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25084) - you deserved it (3269)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:00am - intimacy - by battle1 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

#21442865
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25224) - you deserved it (3211)

On 07/17/2015 at 3:04am - love - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML

#21440412
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23550) - you deserved it (1602)

On 07/12/2015 at 9:11am - work - by retail hell (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML

#21439737
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27662) - you deserved it (7328)

On 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at work at a supermarket straightening shelves in the food aisles. Just as I had finished and got ready to clock out, I heard a giant crash. A lady in a motor scooter knocked over an entire aisle of canned goods. She got up and walked away just fine, pretending nothing happened. FML

Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML

#21438229
71 comments

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31756) - you deserved it (2302)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

#21432298
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26576) - you deserved it (2464)

On 06/26/2015 at 12:38pm - misc - by Good Parenting? - United States (Maryland)

Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML

#21430717
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20056) - you deserved it (16977)

On 06/23/2015 at 4:00pm - animals - by ej6901 - United States (New Jersey)



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