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Patriot115
  • Town/Country : Washington
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 93
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11441) - you deserved it (67382)

On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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