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Paris25

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 393
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35532) - you deserved it (4138)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:44am - love - by drop dead single (woman) - United States

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27295) - you deserved it (39545)

On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50435) - you deserved it (8169)

On 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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