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Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50105) - you deserved it (3753)

On 10/30/2013 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML


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On 10/25/2013 at 9:50pm - animals - by kiwibox - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

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