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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 79
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PapaSmurffolks : Keep It Real! Work smarter and not harder!

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Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57064) - you deserved it (5539)

On 08/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by um... what the fuck, miss? (woman) - United Kingdom



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