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Panthers2016
  • Town/Country : Watervliet, Untited States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 March 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 68
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Panthers2016 : I am happy and bubbly. I love Michigan Wolverines and i want to go to the University of Michigan. I get good grades and like school but dont like alot of people there lol.

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Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50032) - you deserved it (20069)

On 07/09/2013 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38493) - you deserved it (5716)

On 07/08/2013 at 4:00pm - animals - by richardmrcs (man) - United Kingdom (Bradford)



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