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PandaSmile
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10879
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About PandaSmile : I play way too many video games when I should be pretending to be an adult.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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PandaSmile's favorite FMLs

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

#19282725
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8332) - you deserved it (34510)

On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21727) - you deserved it (27435)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28521) - you deserved it (2375)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

#19083975
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (2747)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26759) - you deserved it (5409)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22888) - you deserved it (9761)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44490) - you deserved it (4545)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21604) - you deserved it (41476)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12114) - you deserved it (91614)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46106) - you deserved it (3480)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32144) - you deserved it (5479)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34587) - you deserved it (6050)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML

#18304597
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13035) - you deserved it (39716)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27096) - you deserved it (7987)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14722) - you deserved it (31413)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)



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