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PandaSmile

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1993 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12480
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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PandaSmile's favorite FMLs

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

#19719748
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17059) - you deserved it (31140)

On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40331) - you deserved it (2913)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14070) - you deserved it (44986)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

#19712062
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22707) - you deserved it (7162)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML

#19710494
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31525) - you deserved it (3003) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15108) - you deserved it (45545)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34797) - you deserved it (2211)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13061) - you deserved it (30265)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

#19563136
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35644) - you deserved it (6595)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

#19554232
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9831) - you deserved it (60140)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31973) - you deserved it (4643)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

#19511225
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24556) - you deserved it (2581)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29770) - you deserved it (7337)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my doctor booked me in for an STD test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest, Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML

#19284993
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31662) - you deserved it (5407)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by 0stvn0 (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

#19283083
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25125) - you deserved it (6201) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2012 at 3:28pm - health - by Sica - France



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