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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13679
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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PandaSmile's favorite FMLs

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

by shilpajayseanfan / 02/24/2009 at 8:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

by catfish / 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

by Noname / 02/21/2009 at 8:19pm / United States (Illinois) / Money

Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

by Noname / 02/21/2009 at 2:34am / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML

by charpanda007 / 02/15/2009 at 8:56am / Hong Kong / Health

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

by MLS / 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

by Snow / 02/07/2009 at 3:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

by Harejordan / 02/04/2009 at 11:44am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

by kprice6 / 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

by ally / 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

by nicknack22 / 02/01/2009 at 10:48am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

by pretty princess / 02/01/2009 at 3:55am / United States (Georgia) / Animals

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

by ayw329 / 01/31/2009 at 8:51am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

by jf29 / 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

by Hahaha / 01/29/2009 at 10:19am / United States (California) / Love