Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 January 1986 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 746
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About PandaBurst : I'm not here for dating or to flirt with people. Please don't send me messages asking about my tattoos, asking personal info, or hitting on me. I am not here to chat/message people. I'm here to comment on posts. That's it. Thanks!

PandaBurst's page activity

Visits<b>blep123</b> - yesterday at 4:34am<b>josh503257</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 1:08pm<b>KyleRen</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 12:38am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 8:55am<b>bamfoozled</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 8:53pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 8:57am<b>alkanbigdick</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 10:14pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 8:00pm<b>dno79</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 7:45am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 10:21am<b>TheBlackMagister</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 9:10pm<b>Mahak1099</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 7:40pm<b>chr1sF</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 11:27am<b>dnavarrette</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 10:10am<b>Takis_Best</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 2:56pm<b>Twinkieboy1</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:19pm<b>KatVa</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 7:41am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 9:17pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 2:55pm

PandaBurst's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of PandaBurst's badges

PandaBurst's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb, and hopefully the last. FML

by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML

by Anonymous / 11/09/2013 at 5:30pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom got drunk at our family reunion and told everyone how worried she is that my "excessive masturbation" would damage the nerves in both my dick and arm. FML

by goodgrief / 10/30/2013 at 2:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML

by catfan / 10/30/2013 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I'm in a military academy with a strict no alcohol policy. My friends drunk call me practically every night to tell me how much fun they are having. FML

by sober judge / 10/02/2013 at 11:46pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work