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Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2014 at 1:16am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by excusemeprincess / 02/11/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/21/2012 at 7:14pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 03/12/2012 at 12:16am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 3:10pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by ripfluffy / 09/28/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
by Teamarie / 08/11/2009 at 11:21am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
by fmlfmlfml / 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm / United States (California) / Animals
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