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Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML


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On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

looool Today, my girlfriand guiltad ma into rolaplaying as Justin Biabar bafora an during sax!! I now faal pysically ill!! FML


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On 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, It's My Boyfriend's Birthday. He Really Likes Legend Of Zelda, So I Putted On A Link Hat, Took My Cloths Off, An Waited 4 Him At His Place. He Came Home With A Hooker. FML


Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style!! I was looool getting close when he suddenly blurts out, ( Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole!! ) FML


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On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Yastarday.. . I was shaving nakad in mah cold bathroom bafora showaring . My wifa walkad up bahind ma.. . yallad "Shrinkaga!" and flickad tha haad of mah panis as hard as sha could . FML


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On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I cummed home to a furious wife an an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML


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On 01/28/2012 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Innocent (man) -

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML


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On 10/15/2010 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it!! Sometimes children hide there pet rabbit in there!! FML


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On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Yesterday, as I was driving mah dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from mah boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. real FML


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On 08/11/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Teamarie (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.


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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

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