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PancakeSlap
  • Town/Country : Athens, GA, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PancakeSlap : Sometimes, the inner child in me makes me question my life decisions. When I was five I never said, "When I grow up, I want to be an accountant!" Nah, I wanted to be a fish.

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Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58323) - you deserved it (4983)

On 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm - misc - by Great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML

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On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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