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Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of my coworkers has been signing off on paperwork, claiming he's been walking one of the residents daily. Aside from being a double leg amputee, the patient died two weeks ago. The state review board comes this week. FML


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Today, I went on a date with this girl. Turns out she's a software developer, too. Our date became a technical discussion. FML


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