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by Anonymous / 10/13/2008 at 4:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
by RatQuiRit / 10/13/2008 at 4:21am / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw… Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound… Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut…