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Paintonmyarms214

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Paintonmyarms214

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Paintonmyarms214 : Hey. I don't really know what to put here, but on fml I usually lurk and wince at people's pain. Nothing much going on here.

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Paintonmyarms214's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML

#21494372
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23909) - you deserved it (1863)

On 11/19/2015 at 9:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

#21074688
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43801) - you deserved it (9932)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10c out. FML

#20436199
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37651) - you deserved it (4082)

On 01/01/2013 at 12:35pm - animals - by Enyo - Reserved

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

#19856741
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24613) - you deserved it (2906)

On 06/27/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by fired (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML

#19856558
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29037) - you deserved it (5152)

On 06/27/2012 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML

#19856551
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25753) - you deserved it (2738) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/27/2012 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She came to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and my boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML

#19855906
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28698) - you deserved it (4666)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by RatCityChick - United States (Washington)

Today, I was assigned to work on a huge project with Michael. Michael refers to himself in the third person, constantly mumbles unintelligibly to himself, doesn't smile, laugh or make eye contact, and refuses to address me directly. I'll be stuck with him for about four months. FML

#19855807
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23060) - you deserved it (2192)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:53pm - work - by NoMagicMike (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to have a long and awkward meeting with my boss. It wouldn't have been too awkward though, if I didn't have to avoid staring at her exposed breast whilst she fed her 8 week old baby. FML

Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML

#19854055
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16084) - you deserved it (21261)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:29am - health - by purpleskylight - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

#19853920
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38915) - you deserved it (3376)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

#19853880
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28084) - you deserved it (9357)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:58am - intimacy - by maggie74 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

#19853793
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8811) - you deserved it (36634)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by deli Shoppe - United States (California)

Today, I was finally able to drive my brother's nice car instead of my clunker, because he left for college. First thing I do? Back into the neighbors' mailbox while exiting the driveway. FML

#19853674
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6296) - you deserved it (31653)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:20am - misc - by GirlOnTheFly (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

#19851846
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27607) - you deserved it (2137)

On 06/26/2012 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)



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