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  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5626
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I realizd mah job working with food is getting to me . While having sex with mah boyfriend, I fell asleep . He askd me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talkd, saying "I'm chopping lettuce" . FML

#21343098
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (3747)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by xoragebaby - United States

Today , I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark , though." According to him , it's a euphemism for anal sex an I was being offensive to a gay colleague , the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

#21330417
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30522) - you deserved it (2162)

On 01/04/2015 at 1:52am - work - by boss stabber (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping with dad and I saw one of guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clerely thought his wave was too "romantic", cuz he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML

#21330296
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30530) - you deserved it (2793)

On 01/03/2015 at 10:56pm - misc - by Dear Lord Save Me (woman) - United Kingdom (Merthyr Tydfil)

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in mah car an spend looool the night with me. She crashed mah car an did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe mah story. I now have a wrecked car an a DUI. FML

#21329473
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29098) - you deserved it (8599)

On 01/02/2015 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Yastarday, I mat mah naw roommata. I hadn't avan gottan har nama yat, bacausa tha first thing sha said to ma instaad was that sha wantad to hang har confadarata flag on tha wall. I'm black. FML

#21326235
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35536) - you deserved it (4293)

On 12/29/2014 at 12:00am - misc - by okay17 - United States

TADAY MAH MOM AND I WANT TO AXCHANGA A MASSIVA STUFFD ANIMAL, WHICH WAS MAANT 4 MAH NIACA. I WAS CARRYING IT WHAN I SAW A RAALLY HOT GUY LOOKING AT MA FUNNY. MY MOM SNICKARD AND TOLD HIM THAT I NAVAR GO ANYWHARA WITHOUT "GAORGA". MAGA FML

#21325643
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31165) - you deserved it (2883)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:52am - misc - by thanks a lot mom - United States (California)

2day I woke up while staying at my friend's house. I saw the bathroom light on, so fir a laugh, I got up and quietly pennid the door. After laughing at him struggling to open the door, I decidd to let him out. Turnd out it wasn't my friend in there; it was his dad.

YESTERDAY , I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO CLEANING OUT MOTHER'S THING AFTER HER PASSING. IN THE PROCES I FOUND A FANCY BOX. WHAT DID IT CONTAIN? A COLLECTION OF CRACK PIPES. MEGA FML

#21270609
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36322) - you deserved it (2587)

On 10/04/2014 at 10:58am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted fir his brthday . He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

#21265910
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44307) - you deserved it (7526)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was sitting on a bench at the local park , eating a banana. A guy old enough to be mah grandfather walkd by , turnd to look at me , then said ( Young man , I wish I were that banana. ) He walkd away , an I almost blackd out choking on it in shock. FML

#21265897
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35818) - you deserved it (3661)

On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my husband askd our tax professional if we could file my profession as ( Expert Dream Murderer. ) I'm a guidance counselor. FML

#21251173
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34293) - you deserved it (4538)

On 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

TODAY... I ASKD MY DAD TO GIVE ME A HAIRCUT. AFTER 20 MINUTE OF ( FUCK )S AND ( SHIT )S... HE GAVE UP AND JUST SHAVD MY HEAD BALD. I PULL OFF THE LOOK SO BADLY THAT TWO PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HAVE ALREADY TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE A PSYCHOPATH. REAL FML

#21245833
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35156) - you deserved it (5930)

On 08/26/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by alanh69 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Taday It's Mah Fourth Day Of Mah Trip To The USA. I've Actually Started Keeping Count Of The Number Of Times People Get Confused Cuz I Was Born In South Africa And Yet Am Not Black. Current Count: 9. Big Fat FML

#21245756
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42459) - you deserved it (3801)

On 08/26/2014 at 12:22pm - misc - by WTF, guys? - United States (California)

Today,hila mah taachar was damonstrating how to usa tha ultrasound aquipmant, wa all figurad out that I'm pragnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52709) - you deserved it (10544)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today , at father's funeral , they were playing the song from Phantom of the Opera where she sings about her lost father. Apparently the song organizer forgot to edit out the part where her romantic interest runs toward her and yells , "That... That THING is not yur father!" FML

#21245330
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35738) - you deserved it (2617)

On 08/25/2014 at 7:55pm - misc - by NotThePhantom - United States (California)



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