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PAsurvivor

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PAsurvivor

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PAsurvivor : Hello!!!

What can I say, I love country music, meeting new people and playing Xbox. CJ major and currently a LEO

Feel free to message me to talk or whatever other reasons you may have, I'm always bored looking for stuff to do.

"Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future."

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PAsurvivor's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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PAsurvivor's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

#20989324
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52921) - you deserved it (8361)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

#20929956
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46031) - you deserved it (4876)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

#19554232
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8472) - you deserved it (55058)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU", it really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML

#6785905
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24545) - you deserved it (10719)

On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML

#618069
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34359) - you deserved it (125157)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)



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