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OwlSaysBlimey
  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 92
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

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On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got an angry call to the phone shop where I work. The caller demanded that we give him his money back. His reason? He said he'd been tricked because his phone got ruined by water "even though he was using the waterproof application". FML

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