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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 March 1999 (16 years)
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Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43107) - you deserved it (8997)

On 10/31/2013 at 2:27pm - kids - by anna (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11354) - you deserved it (38313)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)



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