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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by poisonhand / 02/03/2009 at 3:46am / United States (Michigan) / Work
- Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply… Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp.… Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was…