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Today, I jokingly told mah boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. fat FML

#21052943
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43941) - you deserved it (15727)

On 02/06/2014 at 11:48pm - intimacy - by cryface (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

#21052823
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34977) - you deserved it (14877)

On 02/06/2014 at 10:07pm - work - by AnonymousQuagga - United States (Texas)

2day the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML

#21027629
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26662) - you deserved it (45701)

On 01/14/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by ===== (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today... I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming... peieng all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. mega FML

#21026318
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21841) - you deserved it (48689)

On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today mah 175-pound rottwieler I've raisd since a puppy watchd me get jumpd and robbd of mah phone and money in mah yard!! An hour later he hoppd the fence and chasd the mail man down the street after he leand on the fence 4 a second!! fat FML

#21021631
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47058) - you deserved it (4752)

On 01/08/2014 at 6:02pm - animals - by Zach Got Robbed (man) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday I was proud when I startd a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
100 comments

TODAY WHILE WORKING AT MCDONALD'S AN ANGRY CUSTOMER CALLD ASKING FIR HIS MONEY BACK. APPARENTLY WE'D PUT 6 CHEESEBURGERS IN HIS BAG INSTEAD OF 5 HE ATE THEM ALL AN NOW FEELS SICK. FML

yesterday I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to elp im get to sleep. He turned is ead an asked, ( Daddy, wy do you suck so muc? ) real FML

#20959118
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44770) - you deserved it (4317)

On 11/15/2013 at 8:53pm - kids - by I don't know, son (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML

#20949272
146 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

2day my usband an I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing te matter again!! Later on, e made us lasagna!! Te moment I swallowed te first moutful, e smirked, ten started snickering uncontrollably!! Wat te fuck did e do to my food? FML

#20942539
113 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 1:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I have been home sick an depressd fir so looool long that I just found Oreo crumb in mah belly button. mega FML

#20911052
136 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 2:55pm - health - by Sadness (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... my grlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night... afterhich she stormed into our bedroom an locked me out. FML

#20905054
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38350) - you deserved it (2903)

On 10/02/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Couch Potato - United States (California)

Yesterday, I lerened that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering an twitching like a meth-head, an mah co-workers r asking when Jesse will be showing up with mah "stuff". fat FML

#20896646
92 comments

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On 09/26/2013 at 9:50am - health - by CancerFdMyLife (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today I told my boyfriend I lovd him. He told me he was a dinosaur.

#20883504
122 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, 4 looool the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on mah father wanking. FML

#20870154
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50692) - you deserved it (6304)

On 09/06/2013 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by jesus christ, dad (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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