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Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML


I agree, your life sucks (32972) - you deserved it (17112)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, my husband and I arrived in Barbados on vacation. We visited a club, and they had a selection of drinks with weird names. My husband ordered one called the Raging Bitch, flicked his finger towards me, and said to the barkeeper, "Might as well get something I'm used to." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46809) - you deserved it (10804)

On 08/04/2013 at 12:45pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25476) - you deserved it (8261)

On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

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