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Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48967) - you deserved it (5260)

On 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69798) - you deserved it (4272)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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