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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1269
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47305) - you deserved it (4840)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML


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