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by Anonymous / 08/21/2016 at 5:21am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Miscellaneous
by FlyingCoffeeMonster / 08/08/2016 at 3:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
by longest minute / 05/25/2016 at 7:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Alex White / 05/02/2016 at 12:50pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML
by NordicNathan / 03/14/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Agamar / 02/23/2016 at 12:00am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/13/2016 at 4:25am / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Miscellaneous
by Asian / 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by my face though / 01/25/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by helloimkylieee / 01/24/2016 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML
by fuckoffgramps / 01/24/2016 at 12:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML
by anonymous / 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by helpme / 11/24/2015 at 1:34am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
- Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,… Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns… Today, as I was selling candles at the local farmer's market, the sky was clear, and it was empty…