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OkitaCockroach

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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 July 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1040
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About OkitaCockroach : My name is Steven, I'm 18, and I love One Direction. Hit me up.

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OkitaCockroach's favorite FMLs

Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML

#21523696
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18715) - you deserved it (1517)

On 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm - misc - by Asian - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

#21519254
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19093) - you deserved it (2178)

On 01/25/2016 at 12:04pm - health - by my face though - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML

#21519030
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19967) - you deserved it (1407)

On 01/24/2016 at 8:04pm - misc - by helloimkylieee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML

#21518868
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24158) - you deserved it (1968)

On 01/24/2016 at 12:10pm - health - by fuckoffgramps (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML

#21502978
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22971) - you deserved it (1966)

On 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, someone finally got the guts to punch my extremely rude mother in the face. My wife. FML

Today, my anxiety cockblocked me. I was in the middle of a wank, about to come, when I suddenly freaked out and had to stop and check to make sure I didn't have any homework due tomorrow. FML

#21496144
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22818) - you deserved it (4154)

On 11/24/2015 at 1:34am - intimacy - by helpme (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

#21446247
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26105) - you deserved it (10824)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by stargate25 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML

#21190698
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57996) - you deserved it (7455)

On 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

#20728616
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57316) - you deserved it (4452)

On 06/16/2013 at 12:54am - love - by fun (man) - United States

Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML

#20726995
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50378) - you deserved it (4930)

On 06/15/2013 at 4:57am - love - by bloody - United States

Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

#20726036
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66408) - you deserved it (6555)

On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25425) - you deserved it (7011)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

#19984594
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28559) - you deserved it (2244)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Lilragu97 - United States (New Hampshire)



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