About OkitaCockroach : My name is Steven, I'm 19, and I love One Direction. GIVE ME FUCKS.
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I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
OkitaCockroach's favorite FMLs
by Crawlinginmymemes / 10/02/2016 at 2:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by bigbaby / 09/16/2016 at 3:06am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Loose Ends / 09/14/2016 at 7:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/21/2016 at 5:21am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Miscellaneous
by FlyingCoffeeMonster / 08/08/2016 at 3:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
by longest minute / 05/25/2016 at 7:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Alex White / 05/02/2016 at 12:50pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML
by NordicNathan / 03/14/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Agamar / 02/23/2016 at 12:00am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/13/2016 at 4:25am / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Miscellaneous
by Asian / 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by my face though / 01/25/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by helloimkylieee / 01/24/2016 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML
by fuckoffgramps / 01/24/2016 at 12:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…