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OkitaCockroach

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 949
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About OkitaCockroach : Good day- my name is Steven. I'm 15 and a very sickly child.
I love Union J, One Direction, My Little Pony and music.
Go ahead and email me if you want to strike up a conversation! I'm not that bad of a person :P

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Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

#20728616
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53714) - you deserved it (4142)

On 06/16/2013 at 12:54am - love - by fun (man) - United States

Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML

#20726995
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48575) - you deserved it (4785)

On 06/15/2013 at 4:57am - love - by bloody - United States

Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

#20726036
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63433) - you deserved it (6291)

On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21827) - you deserved it (6404)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

#19984594
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25828) - you deserved it (1998)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Lilragu97 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11468) - you deserved it (38251)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27824) - you deserved it (16287)

On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39834) - you deserved it (4251)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

#19786572
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35231) - you deserved it (4207)

On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14300) - you deserved it (43705)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML

#19555770
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25433) - you deserved it (3722)

On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

#19517989
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30128) - you deserved it (5500)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

#19517748
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14467) - you deserved it (50951)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

#19430484
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23156) - you deserved it (4774)

On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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