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Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML
by NordicNathan / 03/14/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Agamar / 02/23/2016 at 12:00am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/13/2016 at 4:25am / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Miscellaneous
by Asian / 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by my face though / 01/25/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by helloimkylieee / 01/24/2016 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML
by fuckoffgramps / 01/24/2016 at 12:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML
by anonymous / 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by helpme / 11/24/2015 at 1:34am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by Blackshadows / 09/07/2015 at 2:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by stargate25 / 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by fun / 06/16/2013 at 12:54am / United States / Love
by bloody / 06/15/2013 at 4:57am / United States / Love