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Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML

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On 01/02/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML

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On 11/13/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by CanWeAllGetOne - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

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On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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On 09/12/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by WTF - United States (Illinois)



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