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OhWhoCares
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3613
  • Number of comments : 157
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About OhWhoCares : my goal is to collect every single FML badge!

I'm on FML usually super late at night or in between classes. I'm a full time college student and working part time. I've been here since about 2009 or so, but never bothered making an account until recently. I wanted to collect the badges! :) For anyone who messages me, please don't take it personally, I'm not a social person and I rarely ever check (and almost never respond) to any messages.

i give fucks back, so go ahead and push that button don't be shy :B

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OhWhoCares's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML

#21510935
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24362) - you deserved it (1732)

On 01/03/2016 at 9:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

#21510100
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20072) - you deserved it (2133)

On 01/01/2016 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent half an hour trying to convince my husband not to re-enact a video he saw online of a guy tying some rope to a running chainsaw, then swinging it around his head. He finally agreed not to do something so stupid. A few hours later, he did it anyway. FML

#21497413
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23178) - you deserved it (2474)

On 11/27/2015 at 7:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML

#21459180
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23522) - you deserved it (2883)

On 08/22/2015 at 3:30am - animals - by yooitscallo (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML

Today, I financed my first car. I also made my first call to AAA when it broke down. It barely had any miles on it and I wasn't even home yet. FML

#21456159
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21742) - you deserved it (1807)

On 08/14/2015 at 10:09pm - money - by BrandNewLemon - United States (California)

Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder". That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML

#21424908
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24597) - you deserved it (2259)

On 06/12/2015 at 9:02am - misc - by Jules7594 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML

#21417382
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32375) - you deserved it (3639)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by shmoooopie (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML

#21406695
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14011) - you deserved it (36934)

On 05/08/2015 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you - she was younger and prettier!" FML

#21398349
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28400) - you deserved it (2369)

On 04/23/2015 at 5:04am - work - by Old and Ugly (woman) - United States

Today, my boss showed me a two-page letter from a customer, complaining about me because I couldn't honor a coupon that expired in 2009. He agreed that I did the right thing by refusing it, but said it would be a black mark on my record anyway due to the complaint. FML

#21395274
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29725) - you deserved it (1826)

On 04/17/2015 at 3:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

#21391716
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35682) - you deserved it (2842)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:12am - animals - by Crappy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to class to take an important final for which I studied all week long and worked hard in class. Today, the teacher also told us that anyone who had an A did not have to take the final. I missed out on a trip to the Bahamas for this. FML



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