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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 September 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, marks my fifth day bieng an English teacher's assistant. I spent it like the other four days: grading and editing terrible Teen Wolf, One Drection and Doctor Who high school fan-fiction. Six month until I get out of here. looool FML

#20987358
164 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 2:38am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend an I decided to try flavored condoms!! I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle!! FML

#20961988
123 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I was offerd a job that pays far more than I expectd, bieng a high school senior. My parents decidd they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college,hich ishy I was looking for work looool in the frst place. FML

#20960082
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49509) - you deserved it (2797)

On 11/16/2013 at 6:39pm - work - by Remy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... my daughter's biggest aspration is to create a time machine for the sole purpose of going to the '70s to see the Ramone in concert. FML

#20810453
88 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
157 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got into a uge figt wit a girl at scool. My mom and dad decidd to punis me by letting my tree older broter pick out my wardrobe for te next week. FML

#19812569
195 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer 4 sex, they told me to leave. FML

#19470804
324 comments

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On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticd mah AC/DC boxers around mah ankles and startd to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I had to ba tha ona to braak it to my daughtar that WWE fighting was stagad. Sha bagan crying. Howavar , last month sha didn't shad a singla taar at har grandmothar's funaral. FML

#16655787
228 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today someone startd an event on Facebook 4 tomorrow calld Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people r attending. There r only two redheads in mah school and I'm one of them. mega FML

#15078337
435 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday it's the 3 month anniversary marking the day two friends an I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity fir a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good an her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML

#14585633
110 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hile tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound!! I leaned over to look behind the neck!! The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face!! FML

#11295929
172 comments

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On 06/18/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by jooshuarr - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I was buying condoms 4 my girlfriend and myself!! While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells ( Thank u baby! ) There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks!! mega FML

#10433872
208 comments

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On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States

TODAY I REALIZD TAT NOT ONLY AM I STILL AN UNPUBLISD AUTOR BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET AN FML POSTD AFTER SUBMITTING SEVERAL IN TE LAST YEAR. FML

#9042400
127 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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