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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 December 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1129
  • Number of comments : 220
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About OffToTheGayBar : I am an emperor penguin named Off, to the Gay Bar. Yes, when referring to me, you must use the whole phrase.

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OffToTheGayBar's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

by rink.attendant.6 / 06/21/2012 at 11:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

by 464424 / 05/05/2012 at 2:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML

by Anonymous / 05/04/2012 at 4:57pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy

Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

by intheairtonight / 04/25/2012 at 2:22am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy