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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 December 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 888
  • Number of comments : 220
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About OffToTheGayBar : I am an emperor penguin named Off, to the Gay Bar. Yes, when referring to me, you must use the whole phrase.

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Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24400) - you deserved it (3385)

On 06/21/2012 at 11:40am - love - by rink.attendant.6 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML


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On 05/05/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by 464424 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML


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On 05/04/2012 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML


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On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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