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  • Number of visits : 4399
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Octiskeet : I'm too short to see out of the peephole in my apartment door. I'll grow someday. The end.

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31481) - you deserved it (76896)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML


I agree, your life sucks (83212) - you deserved it (5527)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML


I agree, your life sucks (10377) - you deserved it (68883)

On 05/30/2009 at 8:48am - kids - by Jess (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50122) - you deserved it (5049)

On 05/29/2009 at 5:09pm - health - by PiZzA_FaCe (man) - United States (Illinois)

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