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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6292
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About OceanBlueSea : Here are some quotes that amuse me:
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."

"Crowded elevators smell different to midgets."

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."

"He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."

As I said before, here are SOME....it would take way too long for all of em'.

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Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say "Rise an shine sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so i respondd "Baby, wat time is it? When is this F*ing class going to be over!?" it wasnt my boyfriend talking, it was my teacher. FML

#437815
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14383) - you deserved it (77704)

On 03/18/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER AND MY 3 YEAR OLD SISTER COMES INTO THE BATHROOM AND SAYS "I WANT BIG BOOBIES LIKE YOURS WHEN I GROW UP." AND FROM THE OTHER ROOM I HEAR MY DAD GO "SWEETIE, YOU'VE ALREADY GOT BIGGER BOOBS THAN YOUR SISTER." FML

#339773
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (119025) - you deserved it (8243)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by Alexa23 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with mah family as soon as we got on the highway . When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream . I had to sit next to mah grandma with semen all over mah thighs and boxers 4 the rest of the trip . FML

#278978
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74540) - you deserved it (10731)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by MoneyMike (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a rd light. I lookd over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to mah window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey grl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up 4 it in sped and stamina." She lookd over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

#239452
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8770) - you deserved it (80367)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)

Today, to ask a boy I raally likad to my scool's turnabout danca, I gava im a box full of 10 cupcakas tat spallad out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?!! Ta boy gava ta box back a littla latar!! Tara wara two cupcakas laft insida!! It said looool N-O!! FML

#152949
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99245) - you deserved it (10726)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

yesterday mah four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into mah crotch. Then he pulled it out an said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of mah entire class. FML

#70656
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47073) - you deserved it (11929)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

Today my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. looool I'm a guy. FML

#14737
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64803) - you deserved it (8051)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Turnd On My Camera To Find Pictures Of My Dad's Secretary Giving Him A Blowjob. Minutes Later, I Hear A Scream From Another Room As My 12-year-old Sister Discovers Similar Pictures On HER Camera. Mom An Dad Say It's No Big Deal. FML

Today, I am staying with grandmother an overheard her having phone sex. FML

#4977
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38807) - you deserved it (2254)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY... I DANCED WITH A GRL UNTIL THE BAR CLOSED. WE WENT BACK TO MY PLACE. SHE HAD A PENIS. FML

#2248
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48895) - you deserved it (9087)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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