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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 January 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3451
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About OP_here : I'm a musician, an Academic/Dux/Scholar, and may make grammar comments in jest 'cos I'm a Latin student :D

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Today I was listening to music talking to a boy I lyk on MSN. He asked if I could share looool the song I was listening to so I did. It wasn't until I had shared an fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

#5830310
93 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by LasagnaRawks (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

TODAY, I WAS ON A PLANE WIT MY GRANDMA . A CUTE GUY SAT DOWN NEXT TO ER . SE ASKED IS AGE . HE TOLD ER E WAS 16 . SE SAID, "O, TAT'S OW OLD MY GRANDDAUGTER ERE IS." SE TEN TURNED TO ME AN SAID LOUDLY, "YOU SOULD SWITC SEATS WIT ME, E'S HOT!" WELL, AT LEAST GRANDMA LOVES ME . FML

#5664241
108 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on leg . I screamed and started swatting it . It flew into jacket and I started to strip jacket off, taking foot off the brake . I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking nose . Then the bee stung me in the back . FML

#5653425
86 comments

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On 10/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by Anstice (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he lovd me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wantd to hear him say that, an kissd him. Then I realisd the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I ned new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

#5425819
126 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 10:10am - love - by Lifes_overated (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at my girlfriend's place I cleaned up her room, putted candles everywhere, scented the air and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving!! The first thing she said when she saw all this was "uggg I have to clean all this up"!! FML

#5097927
97 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away hair products, thinking she switchd them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of clothes an burn them on lawnhile I was at work. FML

#5066785
140 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I skipped class to take the girl I lyk to the airport , and after giving her a goodbye hug I kissed her on the cheek!! She laughed and said ( Maybe we should discuss some boundaries when I get back!! ) FML

#5030993
114 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 10:47pm - love - by strikeout (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was abla to cack voicamail and amail fir ta first tima in two waaks. Ta only massaga I got was from landlord talling ma tat ta ousa I'm ranting is in foraclosura, and I naadad to ava all stuff out in tan days. Ha laft ta massaga nina days ago. FML

#5016306
56 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I decidd to lay out topless in mah fencd-in backyard !! For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezd and mah creepy, middle-agd neighbor said "bless you" !! From mah bushes !! FML

#4998689
108 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I wantad to ba craativa. I hid an angagamant ring 4 girlfriand insida ona of har running shoas. I axpactad har to fina it and waka ma up, but sha didn't. Latar, whan I askad if thara was anything in har shoa, sha raspondad, "Thara was a rock. I just shook it out outsida. Why?" FML

#4880927
146 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 11:08am - love - by fmlll (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got home from work, an saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, an found that it was floodd. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, an couch were all destroyd. Good thing he trid to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML

#4856467
76 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 7:51am - misc - by buzzzzkill (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend an his parent met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny looool to walk around with a realistic gun an make reference about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445
176 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since ers are perfectly done. Wat I didn't know is se gets ers professionally saped an se doesn't know ow to sape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

#4606857
120 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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