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About OMGIFOUNDWALDO : I putted a picture that matches my nickname. I am so very proud.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60170) - you deserved it (8846)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41874) - you deserved it (5577)

On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, I woke up to people in the parking lot screaming "everybody wake up". They've been doing this at 7 every morning since I moved in 3 months ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28663) - you deserved it (2886)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by Tony - United States

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (33666) - you deserved it (5522) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML


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On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38041) - you deserved it (5112)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

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