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  • Number of visits : 350
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Today..!! at work..!! I was calld into the office by mah supervisor..!! on whom I have a massive crush!! He calld me in to get mah password to make some adjustment on mah work account and askd me wat mah password was!! I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him mah password is his full name!! FML

#13298402
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16953) - you deserved it (40109)

On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day I was supposed to be going on my frst date with a guy I really liked !! He never showed up !! I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up !! He told him he didn't have a daughter an to never show up on his driveway again !! fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41132) - you deserved it (2858)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today , my axtramaly loud an nocturnal flatmata phonad ma to tall ma axcitadly that ha got an accordion 4 his brthday. big fat FML

#8994510
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21213) - you deserved it (2363)

On 03/11/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hillingdon)

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend!! I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the looool face!! big fat FML

#8340004
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11446) - you deserved it (22794)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

Today a cute guy asked for mah phone number an I gladly gave it to him . I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player . That was until he called 8 times an left 5 messages . In 2 hours . FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23621) - you deserved it (8935)

On 12/18/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by WhoaThere (woman) - United States (California)

2DAY I WAS IN MAH NEW BOYFRIEND'S APARTMENT FIR THE FRST TIME. AS I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH HIS PHOTO ALBUMS, I CUMMED ACROSS ONE FULL OF DISTURBINGLY CANDID PICTURES OF ME. I FOUND SOME AS EARLY AS MAH TRIP TO THE STATE FAIR, THREE YERES AGO. I MET MAH BOYFRIEND TWO MONTHS AGO. FML

#3398201
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154884) - you deserved it (9877)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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