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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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OBTrice's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

#13298402
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18788) - you deserved it (44025)

On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

#12376475
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43872) - you deserved it (3056)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML

#8994510
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24505) - you deserved it (2632)

On 03/11/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hillingdon)

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML

#8340004
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12668) - you deserved it (24397)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

#6804648
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26678) - you deserved it (9376)

On 12/18/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by WhoaThere (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

#3398201
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (164458) - you deserved it (10628)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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