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Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2010 at 1:08am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
by Anonymous / 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/11/2010 at 10:24am / United Kingdom (Hillingdon) / Miscellaneous
by soomeone / 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
by WhoaThere / 12/18/2009 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
by Anonymous / 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
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