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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 October 2000 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 475
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nyleriver : I'm just a girl who loves her books

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Visits<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 2:51pm<b>Hoboman69</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 11:59am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:40am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 12:57am<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 7:00pm<b>haymac</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 3:08pm<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 7:36am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 6:15am<b>dutchy86</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 10:07pm<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 6:31am<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 10:41pm<b>russianmafia</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 5:00pm<b>boring_boredom</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 2:18am<b>BBlah</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 11:32am<b>Just_A_Tree</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 2:22am<b>Melayia</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 6:54pm<b>Batmans_cat</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 2:46am

Fucked!<b>Hoboman69</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 5:59pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 6:57am

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Nyleriver's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend is as punctual as a German train; I woke up to see her taking a dump into a plastic bag in our bedroom, all because my roommate was using the bathroom and she had to leave for work on time. FML

by WakeUpToADream / 09/25/2015 at 4:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2015 at 4:14pm / Germany / Miscellaneous

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous