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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 October 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 334
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nyleriver : I'm just a girl who loves her books

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Nyleriver's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend is as punctual as a German train; I woke up to see her taking a dump into a plastic bag in our bedroom, all because my roommate was using the bathroom and she had to leave for work on time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24576) - you deserved it (1825)

On 09/25/2015 at 4:43pm - misc - by WakeUpToADream (man) - United States (California)

Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24771) - you deserved it (2310)

On 09/25/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29276) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

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