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Nydeira
  • Town/Country : NEW JERSEY, U.S.A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 146
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37690) - you deserved it (3682)

On 03/13/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46079) - you deserved it (3234)

On 12/26/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by gaggin - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29414) - you deserved it (3248)

On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)



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