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Nuts_the_Wiseguy
  • Town/Country : Bellingham, US of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 August 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 6318
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Nuts_the_Wiseguy : I'm Nuts, the 20 yr old street bikin wiseguy that runs his mouth a little too often. Some people will give you there two cents, I prefer to throw the whole damn change jar.

I've done it all, been there before, now I'm back, to even the score. I'm a writer, blogger, poet, therapist, and a little bit of everything this world doesn't have enough of. I want to meet more people, and love to argue about just about anything, so if you're ever down for an e-argument, a little chat, or you need some advice, just shoot me an e-mail at Nuts.the.Wiseguy@gmail.com

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Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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