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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 393
  • Number of comments : 245
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NurseJonathan : Personally if I could, I'd make my picture of me wearing a nurse outfit. Yes I know I'm a man, it's a joke.

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NurseJonathan's favorite FMLs

Today, while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started praying that God and the good doctors and nurses would heal me from the disease that disfigured my face. I was there to visit my sick grandmother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50543) - you deserved it (3489)

On 04/08/2013 at 2:12am - health - by chinatownhobo (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42890) - you deserved it (6032)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61671) - you deserved it (332093)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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