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NotsowiseSAGe

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NotsowiseSAGe

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1148
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NotsowiseSAGe : I'm a computer programming student and work part time at an online paintball store.

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Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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