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by Anonymous / 07/03/2014 at 12:53am / United States (Indiana) / Love
by too cool / 06/30/2014 at 11:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/28/2014 at 8:09pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
by Alex / 06/20/2014 at 6:05pm / United Kingdom (Ealing) / Kids
by Anothermoose / 05/25/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Congrats to me / 05/24/2014 at 7:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone, which I had left behind in lecture. Shocked and embarrassed, I exclaimed, "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded, "I'm 64 years old." FML
by sad but true. / 04/15/2014 at 7:18pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by Welshite / 04/03/2014 at 4:53pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 03/28/2014 at 4:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there, when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says, "He's not coming, you may as well go home." FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2014 at 7:03pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love
by emmaavk88 / 03/17/2014 at 8:15am / United Arab Emirates / Animals
by LeChameauTrisomique / 03/14/2014 at 12:33am / France (Centre) / Work
Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
by SpilledWater93 / 03/09/2014 at 11:07pm / Ireland (Wicklow) / Miscellaneous
by Silver_Jet / 03/05/2014 at 8:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by lacy / 03/01/2014 at 3:23am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…